Most days I’m ambivalent about being gay, but sometimes it’s a relief not to be a straight boy ™
Shut up, this rules, you corny bookworm motherfucker.
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Mushroom Fighter - Character Design Challenge by selected artists: Dương Việt Dũng, Keane Mar, Dio Mahesa, Sean Kyle Manaloto, Victor Vagnier
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me when I go to pick up my estradiol with my girlfriend but the pharmacist accidentally says my mk ultra activation phrase
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every instance of love from my local newspaper’s community announcements (obituaries, memorials, births, birthdays, anniversaries, congratulations) - saturday, september 4, 2021
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a noir saxophone lick screams out in the smoky streets as I step into the bar and coolly order a horsepussy…. on the rocks
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you don’t understand the power you’ve given me
it has begun
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@pesky-plumbersThe funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy?
There is no war in Ba Sing Se
The Moon landing was faked
Major words in Mario games have never used a G
please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible
What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers
y in mario party
this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing
your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu
there was a g in this one too tho
world heritage post
god dammit
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*step step step*
ive come to give you Rat Power
me? I can have Rat Power?
Yes, All May Receive My Wondrous Rat Power
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